I was just thinking,

If a dog is man's best friend

why does mine steal my food

every chance she gets?

I took my car to the Toyota dealer

because I had 2 strange lights lit on the dash.

I left $900 poorer.

A week later the lights came back on.

I took it back to the dealer

and this time he said he would give me a discount

and only charge me $700.

I decided to leave without having any work done

to the car.

A day later the lights went out.

I'm confused.

My tugboat weighs

1600 gross tons and it floats.

But remove any small part of it and throw it

over the side

and it will sink.

I find that interesting.

Have a great week.