So, we went Christmas shopping the other day.
When I say we, I mean my wife was shopping and I was there for...... not really sure.
With no fashion sense at all, I'm really useless on these journeys to Banana Republic, J Crew and the like. I do make a good walking clothing rack, holding outfits my wife picked out as I follow her around the store.
As we walked from store to store, my wife was perusing the displays like an experienced shopper on a mission, as I kept looking for a Starbucks or a Pretzel Factory.
I was unsuccessful.
I would like to give clothing stores far and wide a little hint.
To increase your profits, put a few chairs in the store for the fashionably challenged men to sit in so the wives can shop with total focus.
I'm sure my constant pacing from the dresses to the lounge wear section is distracting to the real shoppers. Give me a chair and a magazine and I don't care how long we shop.
Throw in a pot of coffee and I'll make an afternoon of it.
I bought two belts just for something to do.