Let me make this clear.
I love my wife.
Come on! Just buy me a regular bag of charcoal....PLEASE!
My wife's all about natural.
Natural food, natural shampoo, natural medicine.
We don't use lawn fertilizer and she takes misguided spiders gently back outside.
I get it.
But,... just buy me a regular bag of charcoal, you know, the charcoal that looks like charcoal, little thick square little cubes to be poured from the bag onto the grill.
Charcoal I recognize.
We need to have natural charcoal.
Isn't all charcoal natural?
Yesterday I opened a bag a charcoal that boasted,
"100% all natural LUMP charcoal."
The bag should have been titled,
"100% Burnt wood left over from last nights bonfire."
It seemed to work like regular charcoal.
The end result was the same.
I love summer.