I was just thinking,
If a dog is man's best friend
why does mine steal my food
every chance she gets?
I took my car to the Toyota dealer
because I had 2 strange lights lit on the dash.
I left $900 poorer.
A week later the lights came back on.
I took it back to the dealer
and this time he said he would give me a discount
and only charge me $700.
I decided to leave without having any work done
to the car.
A day later the lights went out.
My tugboat weighs
1600 gross tons and it floats.
But remove any small part of it and throw it
over the side
and it will sink.
I find that interesting.
Have a great week.