Today, the 20th of November,
and the subject of this days challenge is,
Obviously this drum set must be played in my recording studio
when I am practicing for my part time work, the weekend gig.
I don't have a recording studio and I don't have a weekend gig,
but I always wanted to say the words
recording studio and gig
in a sentence.
I was out running errands with my wife today
when I was informed
that we were swinging by the grocery store
to pick up a few things. Gulp.
I hate grocery shopping.
Many years ago my participation
in pushing a shopping cart and squeezing the melons
was no longer required by my wife
mainly because I pout like a 4 year old
as soon as I enter the dairy section of any grocery store.
My wife's feeling toward this
is like, thanks but no thanks.
It's just much easier for her to do it herself
without the drama,
(me kicking and screaming)
know what I mean?
upon our arrival at the store I sucked it up like a big boy
grabbed a shopping cart
and followed my wife into the hallowed hall of
As we walked past the fresh bread section
I noticed a glow in the distance along the wall.
It sucked me toward it with the strength of a full moon rip tide.
As I approached this sacred area
white doves were release and angels started singing.....
I was looking at the cheese section in Whole Foods.
Acres and acres of cheese.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?
If you haven't
I suggest you double up on your cholesterol meds
and pay them a visit.