Monday, March 14, 2011

I walked into a bar

and said to the bartender

"I'll have a double."

The bartender went into the back room

and came back with a guy

who looked just like me.

Why do we have to change the clocks
for daylight savings
at 2am?
Wouldn't 2pm make more sense?

Setting my alarm
and getting up at 2am
to set my clock
ahead 1 hour
just ruins my whole weekend.


beth said...

look who's the comedian today....thanks for the monday morning laugh.

nacherluver said...

That's freakin' hilarious!! Thanks for the Monday smile. :)

I have been so happy to wake the kids up at 6am with the sunrise. Now I wake them up in the dark again and everyone is fighting me and grumpy.

Blasted time change. Aargh!

Karen said...

Two of you, huh? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?...

dcpeg said...

Gotta big grin on my face looking at the back of the dog's head -- his ears just look so cute! I'll have to share one of my favorite "backside" pics soon. Thanks for the inspiration.

Michael said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Man - did I need THAT laugh...

Marilyn said...


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Barefoot from Heaven said...

Uhhh you already have that? We are weeks away from it.
Oh and love your dubble...never new you had soft ears like that...;-)))))
Hugs D.

Jerral Miles said...

Best jokes I've heard this year... That double thing has some clear wisdom in it.

deedee9998 said...

Thanks for the pics and the article put a smile on my face..GREAT ! ! !