Monday, September 5, 2011

What do spoons call "spooning?"

The State says Casey Anthony owes them $516,099.32
because of the wild goose chase's she led authorities on.
I say they should just round up to
Do you get those emails that say
"Forward this email to 10 people and God will grant you 3 wishes?"
FYI, if you send one of those to me
the chain stops right there,
like a truck running into a brick wall.

Is God using email now to give blessings?
When Al Gore invented the internet
did God say,
"It's about time Al. I got some blessing to do?"

I don't think so.


Janney said...

Or the little leprecaun gives you three wishes or something else weird. Stops you from passing the good ones on too!

Formerly known as Frau said...

I hate those too omg...truck stops here too! I laughed so hard Al Gore and God internet guru's ! Have a great Tuesday!

Joycee said...

Love your Al Gore logic, I have the same brick wall at my house... in fact, the email doesn't even get opened it it's got forward in the subject title!

Joey said...

Hopefully those emails don't make it to you because that brick wall is at my mailbox!!!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, wondering if God is a Mac Guy or a PC Guy. LMBO

Brick wall applies in this household as well.

Marilyn said...

So totally agree, they stop with me too. No forwarding on, no blessings, no good luck. I guess I am sunk and in trouble.

clairedulalune said...

So true Mark about the emails, the power of technology eh? I was glued to the Anthony Casey er, case and nobody over here knew what i was talking about, i am so american really! I hope all is well!

dcpeg said...

Totally with you on chain emails! There are many tire skid marks in my email file!

Hmmm -- my word verification is DISGULP. Prophetic or should I continue not to forward chain emails . .. ;-}

beth said...

maybe they call it humaning :)

and yes, i think they can round that number up !! break those chains. i thought i was the only one that did that.
now i have somebody to go to hell with :)

Karen said...

LOLOL.... yeah, that buck stops here too.

Thanks, Mark.. I needed that.

missing moments said...

Love this post ... brick wall at his place as well!

Jerral Miles said...

I'm definitely with you... Those e-mails are sacrilege at least... maybe something worse. Your approach is exactly the right one.

SueAnn said...

Al Gore couldn't invent his way out of a tee shirt!! Ha!!!
I am in total agreement with those forwarded emails though. Totally sick!