As soon as I walked outside today
into the glare of a overcast, dull,
very uncooperative photographic conditions,
my first thought was
I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE AN IPHONE!!
Sure, that sleek little baby is easy to carry
and can fit nicely in your pocket,
next to your car keys and breath mints,
but can it capture a formation
of pelicans at 300 yards????
I think Not.
Sure, the iPhone is the popular thing to have
and you're always just a finger swipe away
from updating your status on Facebook,
Will it freeze a moment in time
in the most unforgiving lighting,
while large jawed prehistoric looking birds
wizz but at 20 MPH?
I don't THINK so.
Just keep your phone/music player in your pocket
and wait until the next toddler birthday party you attend to brandish that baby.
I hear the iPhone takes great balloon pictures.
I'm just messing with ya.