i what?

As soon as I walked outside today

into the glare of a overcast, dull,

very uncooperative photographic conditions,

my first thought was

I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE AN IPHONE!!

Sure, that sleek little baby is easy to carry

and can fit nicely in your pocket,

next to your car keys and breath mints,

but can it capture a formation

of pelicans at 300 yards????

 I think Not.

Sure, the iPhone is the popular thing to have

and you're always just a finger swipe away

from updating your status on Facebook,

 but

Will it freeze a moment in time

in the most unforgiving lighting,

while large jawed prehistoric looking birds

wizz but at 20 MPH?

 I don't THINK so.

Just keep your phone/music player in your pocket

and wait until the next toddler birthday party you attend to brandish that baby.

I hear the iPhone takes great balloon pictures.

BOOM!!

Hey iPhoners......

I'm just messing with ya.