House Speaker John Boehner said Tuesday..."It's time to resolve our differences." WHAT?
This just in. Santa Clause said Tuesday, "There will be two Christmas's this year."
My boss just called and said, "Mark, take the day off, we'll pay you anyway."
My wife just called and said we won the lottery....and we don't even play it.
The Philadelphia Eagles are on pace to win the Super Bowl this year.
What do all of these statements have in common?
They're all bull s@#t!!