"It's all about the presentation,"
I chide my fellow crew members
as they jam their hand into a bag of chips
before jamming that same hand into their mouth.
A simple 3 cheese sandwich on rye
nestles up next to two
of my special dipping sauces.
Nothing says Christmas like a 3 cheese sandwich.
We are not savages.
My fellow crew members are convinced I'm nuts.
Christmas time is here.
Time to spend quality moments with family and friends
and friends of families
and friends of friends
and jingle bells
stockings and gifts
and cheese sandwiches
and trees and lights and tinsel
and tinsel all over the house.
Let the stress begin!!