The villain of Happy Valley,
the Nittany Lion monster
who preyed on helpless young boys for many years
and disgraced a once proud university
will be spending the rest of his life in solitary confinement
alone with the thoughts
in his head.
I hope this is the last time I mention
the name of Jerry Sandusky.
He was sentenced to 30 to 60 years in prison.
He's now in his 70"s
you do the math.
Justice has been served.
I'm sure this won't be the last time
our back yard visitors
and feed on the hasta plants
we so generously planted for them to munch on.
My family consists of 5 people.
My three daughters live elsewhere now.
As I watched my wife prepare dinner last night
I don't think she got the memo.