Have you seen the show
I love it.
I was thinking of that show today
as I tried to remove a slice of Domino's pizza from the box
and I pulled half of the pizza onto my plate.
Improperly cut pizza.
Mr. Domino's undercover boss would have gone nuts.
How hard is it to cut a pizza into slices?
They give them a rolling cutter thingy,
all they have to do is put a little pressure on the handle
and run the cutter from one end of the pizza to the other.
I guarantee a 4 year old could be taught to do this.
Have you ever watched a guy working in the pizza shop
TAKE HIS TIME
when he slices up a pizza?
Hell no you haven't.
They all think it is a "timed" competition.
there, your pizza has been sliced in 1.57 seconds.
A new Domino's record!!
Part of the job description of a pizza maker
is to make a pizza,
then cut the pizza.
It doesn't say make the pizza
and then cut it half way.
I want to tell them,
hey, take 6 seconds to cut my pizza,
I'm not in that big of a hurry,
but I actually want the pizza cut all the way through.
Oh, and I forgot to mention,
the pizza in question was a THIN CRUST PIZZA!!!
Imagine if we had ordered a thick crust?
He would have had no chance.
We're not cutting concrete here,
it's pizza dough.
On a positive note,
the pizza was quite tasty.
Some of today's sights.
I was playing with Picasa editing.
This Customs boat came out blurry
after cropping too much.
I bet they were looking for that incompetent pizza cutter.