Wednesday, July 10, 2013

A slice of pizza if you're lucky

Have you seen the show 
"Undercover Boss?"

I love it.

I was thinking of that show today
as I tried to remove a slice of Domino's pizza from the box
and I pulled half of the pizza onto my plate.

Improperly cut pizza.

Mr. Domino's undercover boss would have gone nuts.

How hard is it to cut a pizza into slices?
They give them a rolling cutter thingy,
all they have to do is put a little pressure on the handle
and run the cutter from one end of the pizza to the other.

I guarantee a 4 year old could be taught to do this.

Have you ever watched a guy working in the pizza shop
when he slices up a pizza?
Hell no you haven't.

They all think it is a "timed" competition.
there, your pizza has been sliced in 1.57 seconds.
A new Domino's record!!

Part of the job description of a pizza maker
is to make a pizza,
then cut the pizza.

It doesn't say make the pizza
and then cut it half way.

I want to tell them,
hey, take 6 seconds to cut my pizza,
I'm not in that big of a hurry,
but I actually want the pizza cut all the way through.

Oh, and I forgot to mention,
the pizza in question was a THIN CRUST PIZZA!!!

Imagine if we had ordered a thick crust?
He would have had no chance.

We're not cutting concrete here,
it's pizza dough.

On a positive note,
the pizza was quite tasty.

Some of today's sights.
I was playing with Picasa editing.

This Customs boat came out blurry
after cropping too much.

I bet they were looking for that incompetent pizza cutter.


Jerral Miles said...

How did you get that special light on the pelican's wing? How do you do these things... You're a man who knows how things are supposed to be... how to cut a pizza... and whatever else needs to be done.

Joey said...

Yay! Rant back!!!!

Cindy said...

This post had me smiling and laughing the whole way through. Loved the rant!

SueAnn Lommler said... true...just cut the darn thing.

Karen said...

I know what I'm getting you for Christmas :-)

Woman Seeking Center said...

A the grab a piece of pizza perforate dotted-ness-ish ploy of quasi cut thru pizza... (In much the same way instructions proclaim we can 'easily and neatly tear/open across the dotted line'. Lies. Both are bold faced lies! roflamo

PS yep I'm an undercover boss fan too. (tho sometimes I wonder about those disguises they come up with, lol)


Wayne (Woody), whatever said...

No, the pelican was looking for the pizza guy to make a deposit on his head.

beth said...

whattttttt.........playing with editing? AH-HA !!! see i knew you would......but wait, did you get addicted?

i didn't get addicted until LR but it was slightly there with pic monkey :)

Marilyn said...

I bet you could give lessons on pizza cutting from the customer perspective. Love the show "Undercover Boss".